when you wait for something to happen and it never does
Davesprite on Namco High!
caw caw motherfuckers
You’ve gotta be shitting me
[looks around the room, waving my arms, trying to make everyone laugh with me]
BIRD (I hope you know when I comment bird I’m not just stupidly yelling about the animal, I am grabbing the attention of my friend Bird)
i am hearing and i am very pleased
whEN YOUR FRIEND FINALLY COME ONLINE
HANG ON FRIEND IM HERE IM COMING!!!!!!!!
SEE, MY FRIEND IS ONE OF THESE HELLA ASSHOLES WHO CAN’T ACCEPT THAT SHE’S PLAYING A DAMN PIXEL DRAGON GAME, SO SHE SITS AROUND THINKING UP ALL THESE DISGUSTING LITTLE BACKSTORIES AND BIOS FOR HER DRAGONS. AND CURRENTLY, BACKSTORY-AND-BIO ADVENTURES INVOLVE A FUCKING DRAGON CIVIL WAR.
THIS IS GHADIR. SHE’S THE CURRENT CLAN MATRIARCH AND FOUNDED THE CLAN BASED ON THE PRINCIPLES OF ~HARMONY~ AND ~ACCEPTANCE~.
THIS IS LAMYA. SHE IS NOT PARTICULARLY IMPRESSED WITH GHADIR’S LOVE-AND-FRIENDSHIP BULLSHIT, AND HAS DECIDED TO TAKE THE FUCK OVER THE CLAN AND RUN IT WITH AN IRON FIST.
ANYWAY THE CLAN’S ALL UP AND SIDING WITH ONE OR THE OTHER (EXCEPT THIS ONE ASSHOLE WHO IS STAYING OUT OF IT BECAUSE HE DOESN’T REALLY GIVE A SHIT AND ALSO HE’S STILL THROWING A TEMPER TANTRUM ABOUT HOW LAMYA PUT UP WITH 0% OF HIS BULLSHIT WHEN HE WAS A CHILD).
THE SPLIT AT THE MOMENT IS LOOKING PRETTY EVEN, BUT LET ME TELL YOU A THING.
THIS HERE IS AGYRTRIA. SHE’S MY DRAGON, CURRENTLY VACATIONING IN MY FRIEND’S LAIR ON THE BASIS THAT WATER EYES WILL LOOK NICER ON HER BABBUS THAN MY GROSS-ASS PLAGUE EYES. SHE’S HAUGHTILY IGNORING ALL THIS CLAN FRICTION BULLSHIT, BUT SHE’S CERTAINLY NOT UNAWARE OF IT, AND WHEN SHE GETS BACK TO MY CLAN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS SHE’S DEFINITELY GOING TO BE MENTIONING THE POTENTIAL UPRISING IN THIS CLAN MY CLAN ARE ALLIED WITH.
THIS ASSHOLE IS YMIR, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THAT OBNOXIOUS RIDGEBACK PEOPLE KEEP GIVING ME ART OF AS A BRIBE (I FUCKING FINALLY NAMED HIM, GO ME), OTHERWISE KNOWN AS LAMYA’S FATHER. HE SPENDS 90% OF HIS TIME ASLEEP, BUT WHEN HE’S AWAKE HE IS A FUCKING TERRIFYING TACTICAL BADASS, AND HE’S GOING TO BE THINKING “YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE HELLA AWESOME? IF THIS CLAN WAS RULED OVER BY SOMEONE VERY CLOSELY LINKED TO OUR CLAN. LIKE MY DAUGHTER, FOR INSTANCE.”
AND THE REST OF THE CLAN IS GOING TO EITHER AGREE WITH HIM OR NOT CARE EITHER WAY AND JUST BE EXCITED ABOUT THE IDEA OF MURDER. SO BASICALLY IN A COUPLE OF DAYS LAMYA’S GOING TO HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING CLAN OF PSYCHOPATHIC MURDERDRAGONS TO CALL ON FOR SUPPORT. TEAM LOVE-AND-FRIENDSHIP DON’T STAND A FUCKING CHANCE.
AND THAT’S THE END OF THIS STORY ABOUT HOW MY FRIEND IS A JERK WHO MAKES ME EXCITED ABOUT THINGS AND THEN WE SHOUT AT EACH OTHER ABOUT IMAGINARY DRAGON CIVIL WARS.
her hair absolutely fazes through her arm
but hey at least she looks hot
can /you/ do any better?
I mean god damn are you people seriously going to pick at every little thing DID YOU NOT SEE HOW FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE BACKGROUND WAS? HOW WONDERFULLY ANIMATED THE ICE AND SNOW AND MAGIC WAS?
Not to mention how INCREDIBLE her voice sounds in this scene
But no, is all ruined because a cartoon had her hair phase through her arm
um hi as a professional 3d animator this is actually really really sloppy of them and everyone should be pointing this out
first and foremost all the backgrounds and particle effects are pretty and shiny and nice and all but it doesn’t mean anything if your character animation isn’t up to snuff because you know that’s kinda what people go to see the movie for
second there are dozens and dozens of levels of quality control in the disney studios - i’ve seen shit a thousand times less noticeable than this get people torn apart during dailies by their instructors or their superiors
lemme tell you something when i was in school one time i had spent two weeks working out a piece where a guy jumps out of a filing cabinet and there was a four frame segment where the tip of his foot collided with the edge of the cabinet as he turned around
my instructors spent almost a full half an hour drilling me on it in front of the entire class because i was too lazy to go back and fix it
so no these guys have literally no excuse whatsoever they have the best and brightest in the business and all the money in the world to back it there is absolutely no reason for that kind of supreme laziness
A ninja nomicon christmas deer… ^^
fuckin incredible the rip-off version of frozen has more diversity than the original disney movie
Oh, Armin…. babe. I smile when I see you.
I don’t need this.